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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
21 Wise Sayings
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to bemaintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, thenperhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea.
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting onthe wall, claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it'sbeing the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held itsground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all overthem.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can'thold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discoverthe prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead andElvis is alive.
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when itsticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, youcan bet the water bill is higher.
21. And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and Hegave humans CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Keep smiling, and ....if you see someone's missing one.... give themone of yours!!
~Author Unknown21 Wise Sayings
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to bemaintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, thenperhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea.
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting onthe wall, claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it'sbeing the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held itsground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all overthem.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can'thold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discoverthe prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead andElvis is alive.
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when itsticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, youcan bet the water bill is higher.
21. And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and Hegave humans CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Keep smiling, and ....if you see someone's missing one.... give themone of yours!!
~Author Unknown
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to bemaintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, thenperhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea.
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting onthe wall, claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it'sbeing the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held itsground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all overthem.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can'thold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discoverthe prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead andElvis is alive.
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when itsticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, youcan bet the water bill is higher.
21. And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and Hegave humans CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Keep smiling, and ....if you see someone's missing one.... give themone of yours!!
~Author Unknown21 Wise Sayings
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to bemaintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, thenperhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea.
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting onthe wall, claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it'sbeing the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held itsground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all overthem.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can'thold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discoverthe prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead andElvis is alive.
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when itsticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, youcan bet the water bill is higher.
21. And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and Hegave humans CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Keep smiling, and ....if you see someone's missing one.... give themone of yours!!
~Author Unknown
